crimewave420:

babopbye-ya:

crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

LOL WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

crimewave420:

babopbye-ya:

crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

LOL WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

(via realityofuntruth)

fake-mermaid:

acidic-rivers:

fake-mermaid:

it’s 2014 why don’t cute puppies fall from the sky yet

because they might hit the ground too hard and die

i did not think this through

(via officialfrenchtoast)

iamthegarebear:

witchbat:

nerd

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

iamthegarebear:

witchbat:

nerd

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

(Source: nostalgicpatter, via realityofuntruth)

liveeverything:

How to Avoid Feelings: a lesson by Pooh

(Source: shardwick, via earthal)

benkling:

Who wants to make a Christmas porn called Sex Actually

the-white-burns:

ah yes, the most terrifying and aggressive dog ever: the pitbull

(Source: hordies4lyfe, via realityofuntruth)

malformalady:

The biggest snail on Earth? 
It’s the largest species of gastropod in American waters, anyway. Lovingly referred to as the Florida horse conch, Triplofusus giganteus is a marine mollusc, whose enormous size and orange body makes it distinguishable on the ocean floor.

malformalady:

The biggest snail on Earth? 


It’s the largest species of gastropod in American waters, anyway. Lovingly referred to as the Florida horse conch, Triplofusus giganteus is a marine mollusc, whose enormous size and orange body makes it distinguishable on the ocean floor.

(Source: asapscience, via fattydick)

consultingt-rex:

dootdootneighneigh:

witchespls:

When one person compliments you then a bunch of other people start to compliment you

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When one person insults you then a bunch of other people start to insult you

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when you get kicked out of a bathhouse for trying to eat everybody

image

(Source: goofypls, via fattydick)

merosse:

If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing

(via fattydick)

stopharry2013:

I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth

(Source: flyingvirgin, via fattydick)

realtalksexadvice:

THIS!  All of this is what we try and express to you every day.

realtalksexadvice:

THIS!  All of this is what we try and express to you every day.

(Source: mama-boy, via fattydick)

stephenhawqueen:

how come girls line the bottoms of their eyes and look so pretty but when i do i look like 2005 pete wentz?? how come girls wear all black and look so pretty but i look like 2005 pete wentz??? how come girls can have side bangs and look so pretty but when i do i look like 2005 pete wentz??? how do girls do anything without looking like 2005 pete wentz???

(via crimsoncello)