"What if slippers had wheels and you just drove shoes everywhere?"

221bbonerst (via free-burrito-lonely-stoner)

nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

(via rainbowwatermellon)

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

(via lisasceles)

4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

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princetuggey:

chuck e cheeses full real name is charles entertainment cheese and honestly i feel appalled and lied to

(Source: ltmkillla, via pmon3y69)

tennants-hair:

porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash

(via scruples)

izzy-springbolt:

is this ok can i have this blanket please

izzy-springbolt:

is this ok can i have this blanket please

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at the club

gotitforcheap:

"hey my friend thinks ur cute"

*looks over*

image

(via elabus)

charlesxavier98:

prauprganda:

I shouldn’t have laughed

F

charlesxavier98:

prauprganda:

I shouldn’t have laughed

F

(Source: meme-meme, via user-and-a-tool)

"It hangs between us like airplane silence, and we’re left praying that this thing doesn’t come crashing down the way it’s supposed to. Your hands find mine again and again like you’re afraid they belong to a ghost. You tell me there are mountains out there being named after us, and I can’t help but think that they’re crumbling at the sight of you. On the better nights, I thank the oceans for giving you to me. For parting the right ways so we could find each other finally. You’re loud in the way you can’t stop thinking about holding me, and I confess that I’ve dreamed of you every night since I learned how to dream. There are bad nights, too. Nights when we leave the wrong doors open, my ghosts slip into the room, and we both wake up cold. But if there’s a place out there where the mistakes I’ve made stop hurting, then it has to be right where you’re standing."

Y.Z, the light in this house will always be on for you (via rustyvoices)

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lynzave:

my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing 

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nic0tine-kisses:

I love this so much that it actually makes me feel a genuine sense of happiness

nic0tine-kisses:

I love this so much that it actually makes me feel a genuine sense of happiness

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